Professor K decided we were going to talk about attempt crimes today. For some reason, he suddenly made his left hand into the shape of a gun and pointed it at the student sitting at the prosecutor’s table:
Professor K: If I load my gun and point it at Ms. Huntington, does that constitute a sufficent step to charge me with attempted murder?
Class: Awkward silence that occurs in most 8:00 AM classes
Me: (raising hand)
Professor K: Hmm…yes….(looking down at his list of names and pictures)…..Mr. Stiles?
Me: Ugh…if you’re going to shoot Ms. Huntington can you please aim for her stomach? I’m right in the line of fire…
Professor K: I’ll take that into consideration…
